All the latest hijinks from the barn.

1. The Great Tinsel Incident

Molly: “Okay… who decorated the mineral feeder with tinsel?”

Brian: “I just wanted the place to feel magical.”

Charlie: “Magical? I sneezed and the entire thing exploded like a glitter bomb.”

2. Unauthorized Caroling

Chad walked into the barn to find every goat in a semi-circle, staring at Brian.

Brian was standing on a hay bale, conducting like he’d been hired by the Philharmonic.

Brian: “One more run-through before breakfast!”

Janet: “My throat is dry and I blame leadership.”

Molly: “You gave him a cardigan. This is what happens.”

Charlie: “Also… he confiscated the barn radio ‘for musical integrity.’”

3. The Cozy Sweater Mutiny

Jeff opened the barn door and instantly knew the situation was dire.

Every goat was wearing knitwear. Every. Single. One.

Shirley: “We need to talk. You’re underdressed.”

Jeff: “I literally have two layers on.”

Niles: “Not Barn Chic, though.”

Molly: “We voted. You need a sweater with a reindeer.”

Charlie: “And bells. They want bells for some reason.”

Jeff: “Absolutely not.”

Brian: “Motion denied. The committee is devastated.”

4. The Missing Peppermint Treats

Chad: “Someone ate an entire bag of peppermint treats. Who was it?”

All goats in perfect, guilty silence.

Brian (trying to act casual): “Strange. My breath always smells minty.”

Molly: “No it doesn’t.”

Charlie: “He burped and it smelled like North Pole exhaust.”

Brian: “Wow. Betrayal in my own home, from even my own mother!.”

5. The Tree Decorating

Chad: “Why is the star only three feet off the ground?”

Robin: “That’s as high as I felt like reaching.”

Shirley: “And someone hung a stocking full of raisins.”

Janet: “That was me. I was hungry. Then I forgot.”

Charlie: “Also there’s a chicken in the tree.”

Doris: (the chicken): “I’m supervising.”

Brian: “We call this ‘rustic charm.’”

Chad: “I call it a hazard.”