Whispers, accusations, and developments from inside the barn.

1. The Missing Alfalfa Scandal
The good alfalfa disappeared overnight.
Molly: “It didn’t just walk away.”
Shirley: “Someone knew where it was stored.”
Robin: “We’re all thinking the same thing.”
Janet (chewing): “…what thing?”
Brian: “Let the record show she volunteered suspiciously fast.”

2. The Blanket Territory Dispute
One blanket. Four claimants. Rising tensions.
Robin: “I was here first.”
Molly: “You left.”
Robin: “Briefly.”
Janet: “Possession is nine-tenths of comfort.”
Shirley: “We are not turning this into a court proceeding.”
Brian: “Too late. I’m drawing up arguments.”

3. The Water Bucket Incident
A water bucket was overturned during the night.
Molly: “This was not an accident.”
Robin: “It was full yesterday.”
Shirley: “Someone benefited from the chaos.”
Brian: “I slept through it.”
Janet: “Convenient.”

4. The Whisper Campaign
A rumor spread before morning hay.
Robin: “I heard someone is getting extra grain.”
Molly: “That is unverified.”
Brian: “I’m not saying it’s true.”
Janet: “You are absolutely saying it’s true.”
Shirley: “No one is getting extra grain.”
Robin: “That sounds exactly like something you’d say.”

5. The Strategic Napping Controversy
Molly: “Why are you sleeping by the feeder?”
Janet: “Location is everything.”
Robin: “That’s not resting. That’s planning.”
Brian: “I admire the foresight.”
Shirley: “We are not rewarding tactical napping.”

6. The Suspicious Friendliness Development
Robin: “Why is Brian being nice to everyone?”
Molly: “…that is concerning.”
Janet: “What do you want?”
Brian: “Nothing.”
Shirley: “He wants something.”
Brian: “I resent this climate of distrust.”